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I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.

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Marc Maron
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: September 27
Actor
Comedian
Podcaster
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Producer
Jersey City
New Jersey
Marcus David Maron
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They are not testing comics for drugs. If our job is dependent on that, there would be three working comics in the country, and two of them would have puppets.
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I know that the podcast is typically something I can do forever, because it's mine it's just me and my producer and business partner, so it's our business.
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I was married once before, and I stopped.
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I don't make a list of questions. Ever. I think a lot of my interviews are driven by my need to feel connection.
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There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity.
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I'm weird I have a very strange emotional memory. I really somehow hold on to even passing moments with people.
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Comics seemed to have a handle on things. They could sort of disarm and get control over reality. I found it very comforting to laugh.
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Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do.
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Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.
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I seem to offend everybody. I just never got into the universe. I don't seem to have a tremendous amount of discipline or patience with having to follow a story that is really multi-leveled and science-fiction.
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I have a very primitive sense that if I just turn on a radio or the television, that somebody's playing that stuff for me.
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I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don't know what it's like to really want something - and then get it again and again and again.
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Let's be honest, this is a consumer based economy in America. That's all we manufacture here is need and appetite. We are the world's mouth. They make things in other countries, and they're like, 'Send it to America they'll eat it.'
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I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did.
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Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me.
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I didn't really want to kill myself, it just made me feel better to know I could if I wanted to.
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It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.
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I knew most of my radio listeners were lefty political people, and I decided definitively not to be that guy - not to address politics.
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For 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once thought I was going to die. But the second I set foot on a stairmaster -the second- I am sure my heart is gonna explode and blood is gonna spray out of my nose.
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I'm just very sort of compulsive and lack the ability to keep things in perspective. If I'm not writing or playing guitar or on the microphone or out on the road, I'm cleaning pots and pans or freaking out about some plumbing issue or tweeting.
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