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I was married once before, and I stopped.

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Marc Maron
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: September 27
Actor
Comedian
Podcaster
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Producer
Jersey City
New Jersey
Marcus David Maron
Stopped
Married

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The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win.
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It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.
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Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.
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I have a very primitive sense that if I just turn on a radio or the television, that somebody's playing that stuff for me.
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Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me.
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When you're a kid, you always feel you have this weird kindred-spirit thing with other Jews, until you get older and you realize it's just middle-class bourgeois Jews that sort of fit a template that your family fits into one way or another.
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Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.
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Everyone is a little bitter. We're born bitter. The personality itself is really just a very complex defense mechanism. A reaction to the first time someone said, No you can't.
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