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I was married once before, and I stopped.

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Marc Maron
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: September 27
Actor
Comedian
Podcaster
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Producer
Jersey City
New Jersey
Marcus David Maron
Stopped
Married

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I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.
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For 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once thought I was going to die. But the second I set foot on a stairmaster -the second- I am sure my heart is gonna explode and blood is gonna spray out of my nose.
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Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me.
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