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Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.
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Marc Maron
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: September 27
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Producer
Jersey City
New Jersey
Marcus David Maron
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I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.
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It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did.
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I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living in, to be doing OK, and to not be worrying about money, and to be producing something I enjoy.
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There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity.
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Everyone is a little bitter. We're born bitter. The personality itself is really just a very complex defense mechanism. A reaction to the first time someone said, No you can't.
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Comics seemed to have a handle on things. They could sort of disarm and get control over reality. I found it very comforting to laugh.
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I think most other comics are like, 'I'm going to do my fkin' act and that'll be that.' With me, it's like, 'What if I forget my jokes? What if I can't pull it together? This is going to be a fking disaster!'
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I knew most of my radio listeners were lefty political people, and I decided definitively not to be that guy - not to address politics.
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What comics sacrifice and what lives they live - I know that most of their lives, their adult lives, they're sitting around or walking around with notebooks, writing things down. Usually they're fairly sensitive. Usually they're very bright. And that makes them poets.
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I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.
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I'm weird I have a very strange emotional memory. I really somehow hold on to even passing moments with people.
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People who have babies tell me I will know a love that is beyond anything I can imagine, and a joy that is indescribable. Love and joy? That sounds horrifying. I have no way of knowing whether I can handle either of those. I'm much better with need and fear. They are what ground me.
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Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah.
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When you're a kid, you always feel you have this weird kindred-spirit thing with other Jews, until you get older and you realize it's just middle-class bourgeois Jews that sort of fit a template that your family fits into one way or another.
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I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.
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As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible.
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In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.
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I remember seeing Richard Pryor's first movie it was a midnight movie when I was in high school. I must have been about fifteen. It was one of the most cathartic experiences of my life. I'd never laughed that much.
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Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.
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Once I learned how to talk, personally, by myself to any number of people, which means do radio without talking to anyone in particular on the air - I just found that my brain became very free to engage in a sort of stream-of-consciousness style of doing what I do.
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