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Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.
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Marc Maron
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: September 27
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Jersey City
New Jersey
Marcus David Maron
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