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Nothing good comes of reading other people's emails.
Mallory Ortberg
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If your partner asks you if something bothers you, and something bothers you, the best thing you can do is say, Yes, it bothers me. Otherwise you create a situation where they think everything is fine, continue with the offending behavior, while you build up a secret reservoir of resentment that will eventually come pouring out, to their shock
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If you’re so forgetful that you’re incapable of remembering that a co-worker isn’t pregnant on three separate occasions in as many months, I worry about your memory and cognition skills.
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Some struggling marriages can be salvaged with hard work and counseling others should be dismantled and stripped for parts.
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The mere idea of asking a family member if they intentionally stopped sending me an annual bonus makes me feel like breaking out in hives.
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Letting events end is not rude. Everything ends.
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Anyone who wants to pretend that your Huntington's disease is an invention is someone who does not have your best interests at heart.
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One of the glorious things about being a person in the world is that you don't have to worry about whether or not someone else is trying to be creepy.
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Someone who has a disability is not necessarily in distress. You may be embarrassing and inconveniencing someone by butting in and making assumptions.
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Reciprocating oral sex is, in general, a very good idea!
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It is so tempting to return rudeness with rudeness!
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You can't prevent a possible future closeness between your upcoming child and one or more of their grandparents.
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I'm of the belief that dating potential is almost always an exercise in frustration.
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