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They don't allow a dying on the highway. No Passing. They give you a ticket if you die on the highway.

Malachy McCourt

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Malachy McCourt
Age: 93
Born: 1931
Born: September 20
Actor
Politician
Writer
New York City
New York
Malachy Gerard McCourt
Malachy G. McCourt
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To lose one parent is a tragedy, to lose both is utter carelessness.
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To me a saint is a severely edited sinner. That's what I think.
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I tell my children, shut up and let me speak. What I've learned, I have been married for 45 years and in my own family It is that I've learned to stop being judgmental, to listen.
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Corporations can deduct their planes, all their office expenses, their machinery, their computers and Teleprompters and whatever else they have. They can deduct their yachts, they can deduct their limousines, their planes, everything.
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Never make any reference to the other person's family. You're just like your - because that is out, completely.
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There seems to be less obvious corruption in city government and New York politicians, they aren't Republican or Democrat, they're New Yorkers.
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The alcoholism got me and I ruined my first marriage with drinking and the lying and the deceit and infidelity, and all of that. The whole bloody thing.
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If you look up the word gab in the dictionary, it's insignificant of importance, of no substance. That's what gab is.
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The future has to do with fear. Don't attempt to come up here. Don't attempt to go forward, you were nobody, you are nobody, and you'll always be nothing, so don't even think about coming here because if you do, something awful will happen to you.
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Conservatism is not a political ideology, it is a severe form of brain damage for which there's hardly any cure.
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The purpose of the media is to make us all spectators, to watch. So that's why we have millions of fat children watching the games, eating and consuming and not playing themselves.
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There's no recovery from alcoholism, it is an incurable disease. And it also is a disease that tells you, you don't have a disease.
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I would never become an alcoholic like my father because my father deserted us. But diseases, there's no let up.
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I've seen so many horrible and awful results and consequences of people practicing alcoholism. It's murder, I've seen that. I've seen a lot of suicides, a lot of strange sins.
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Organized religions have all the facets of organized crime, except the compassion of organized crime.
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Limericks don't come from Limerick. But it comes from that between the verses when they used to have those competitions that they would put in the refrain, follow me up, follow me up, follow me up to Limerick Town.
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I failed everything in school. I left when I was 13 because I had no comprehension of what the hell they were talking about up there at the blackboard. I must have that ADD thing. But, listening to people I thought, that's wonderful to be able to tell a story.
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I kind of miss the old sleazy Times Square, in a way. And yet I don't mind not being accosted by all sorts of strange people.
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