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Did you just tell that man you went potty on yourself? You. Shut. Up,I hissed back furiously and chucked the scrubs at his head. Hurry up before they find out I didn't wet myself. You seriously owe me.

Maggie Stiefvater

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Maggie Stiefvater
Age: 42
Born: 1981
Born: November 18
Novelist
Writer
Harrisonburg
Virginia
Men
Shut
Seriously
Chucked
Went
Scrubs
Head
Hissed
Tell
Furiously
Didn
Potty
Back
Hurry
Find
Wet

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