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what's life good fer anyhow? The minute you crawl into the world for no good reason of yer own, it's got you licked four ways from the ace.
Mae West
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Mae West
Age: 87 †
Born: 1893
Born: August 17
Died: 1980
Died: November 22
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Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.
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Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936, at the railway station in Los Angeles upon her return from Chicago, when a Los Angeles police officer was assigned to escort her home)
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How tall are you big boy? Six foot nine inches! Let's go up to my place and talk about the nine inches!
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Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.
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I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
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You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.
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A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay.
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Some of the wildest men make the best pets.
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A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
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Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.
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Imagine censors that wouldn't let you sit in a man's lap. I've been in more laps than a napkin!
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Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.
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You are never too old to become younger!
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I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.
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An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
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Men are my life, diamonds are my career.
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The finest woman that ever walked the streets.
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Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible.
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