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I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

Mae West

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Mae West
Age: 87 †
Born: 1893
Born: August 17
Died: 1980
Died: November 22
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All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
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Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening. . . . Come up. I'll tell your fortune. . . . Ah, you can be had.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay.
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I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
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No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.
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The best way to behave is to misbehave.
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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
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One more drink and I'll be under the host.
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Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936, at the railway station in Los Angeles upon her return from Chicago, when a Los Angeles police officer was assigned to escort her home)
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I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happiness
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