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One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

Mae West

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Mae West
Age: 87 †
Born: 1893
Born: August 17
Died: 1980
Died: November 22
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Mary Jane West
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I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happiness
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Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
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In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.
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I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
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Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child.
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Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said I do, and I also wash and iron them. I only like two kinds of men domestic and foreign.
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Live close, visit often.
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I like my clothes tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady.
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I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
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A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay.
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I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself
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Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.
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Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying.
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
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Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.
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Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
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I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.
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I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
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Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
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