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Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
Madonna Ciccone
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Madonna Ciccone
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: August 16
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The thing I like least about being famous is being overly scrutinized for everything I say and do.
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People want to hear the dirt. But this is not really anything I want to talk about.
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I want to be like Gandhi, and Martin Luther King, and John Lennon... but I want to stay alive.
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My idea of the perfect man would be someone intelligent and clever enough, but also kind and compassionate enough to stand up to me - to stand up to me with compassion.
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Prince Charles is very relaxed at the table, throwing his salad around willy-nilly. I didn't find him stiff at all.
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It's not easy having a good marriage--but I don't want easy. Easy doesn't make you grow. Easy doesn't make you think. I thank God everyday that I am married to a man who makes me think. That's my definition of true love.
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The media is something that affects a lot of people, so you're constantly trying to strike a balance between respecting something and not caring about it.
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We learn our lessons we get hurt we want revenge. Then we realize that actually, happiness and forgiving people is the best revenge.
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I think that its an artist's responsibility to have a point of view. Society takes its cue from popular art. People need something to look to, something to provoke them into questioning whether they completely hate something or completely love something.
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There are moments when I can't believe I'm as old as I am. But I feel better physically than I did 10 years ago. I don't think, Oh God, I'm missing something.
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To me, the most important thing - aside from meeting people's physical needs, whether that's education, health care, clothing, food, a roof over their heads - is changing the mind-set and educating people. And most of all, most important, is empowering people and making them self-sustaining.
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I'll stop when I run out of ideas.
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I don't take drugs. I never did. All the feelings that drugs are supposed to produce in you - confidence or energy - I can produce naturally.
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We all fall to the floor at some point. It's how you pick yourself up that's the real challenge. Isn't it?
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Do I have to change my name, will it get me far? Should I lose some weight, am I gonna be a star?
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All you need is your own imagination. So use it that's what it's for.
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I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of forty
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Looking at my life, it's very clear to me, I lived so selfishly.
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I feel just as hungry today as I did the day I left home.
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