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Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
Madonna Ciccone
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Madonna Ciccone
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: August 16
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The one thing I don't understand is when people make comments who are clearly not fans of mine. I think, why are you here? Why are you wasting your time? It's fascinating.
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Love´s nothing else than a war in which both are the winners.
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And then, going to high school, I saw how popular girls had to behave to get the boys. I knew I couldn't fit into that. So I decided to do the opposite. I refused to wear makeup, to have a hairstyle. I refused to shave. I had hairy armpits.
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Jean-Baptiste Mondino: She's John Lennon and Yoko Ono at the same time.
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We're in the world of creating illusions and giving people the ability to dream and to be inspired or moved.
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I am attracted to a thug. I like that quality, but I like the other side of it, too. Because all guys who go around behaving in macho ways are really scared little girls. So you have to look beneath the surface. There's a difference between my ideal man and a man that I'm sexually attracted to, believe me. Therein lies the rub.
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I want to be like Gandhi, and Martin Luther King, and John Lennon... but I want to stay alive.
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Living For Love single and remixes available in UK soon! Sorry you have to wait! Its not my decision or my choice! Thanks for your patience! # rebelheart # livingforlove
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
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One must dare to show what he wants. You have to go and ask for things rather than wait for them to happen.
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The idea of service to humanity, putting yourself in situations where people have much less than you do, puts life in perspective.
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I just like the idea of pills. I like to collect them but not actually take them. When I fell off my horse, I got tons of stuff: Demerol and Vicodin and Xanax and Valium and Oxycontin, which is supposed to be like heroin. And I'm quite scared to take them. I'm a control freak.
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I wanna kiss you in Paris I wanna hold your hand in Rome
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Everyone is entitled to my opinion
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I don't even remember why I called myself an idiot. I can be very harshly critical of myself. It depends on my mood, and obviously it depends on where I am in my life. Yes, embracing myself - I'm working on that.
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Everything looks true written down. What you read in National Enquirer and News Of The World looks true written down.
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When I think about popular culture, I can't help but think that we're living in the age of loneliness. There's this illusion that we all have instant access to each other, but we actually have no real connection.
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In England especially, I've found that if you bring up King Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson at a dinner party or a social gathering, it's like throwing a Molotov cocktail into the room.
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