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Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

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Madonna Ciccone
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: August 16
Actor
Art Collector
Businessperson
Composer
Dancer
Director
Entrepreneur
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Guitarist
Bay City
Michigan
Madonna Louise Ciccone
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone
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That consciousness is everything and that all things begin with a thought. That we are responsible for our own fate, we reap what we sow, we get what we give, we pull in what we put out.
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I wouldn't have turned out the way I was if I didn't have all those old-fashioned values to rebel against.
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I don't take drugs. I never did. All the feelings that drugs are supposed to produce in you - confidence or energy - I can produce naturally.
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For me, it's all about being in a tiny room with little windows. It's almost like you have to be in a prison.
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Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way.
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Art can heal it if art is allowed to exist. And if art is slowly wiped off the face of the planet, then what tools do we have to reach people, to appeal to them and all of their senses?
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Strong women leave big hickies
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I'm encouraging other people, whether they're professionals or not, to use their creativity to express themselves, to get a conversation going, to get the party started, really.
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Hey you! Don't be silly! Put a rubber on your willie!
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I think they were scared of me because I was different. I've always asked, 'Why? Why do I have to do that? Why do I have to look this way? Why do I have to dress this way? Why do I have to behave this way?'
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I was more of a dancing kid than a singing kid. I mean, I sang in school choirs and I sang in school musicals, but I was much more interested in dancing than singing.
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I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body!
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Economic markets are collapsing. People all over the world are suffering and people afraid. What happens when peep are afraid? They become intolerant.
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Life and love inspire me. I think reinventing yourself is vital to your survival as an artist and a human being. I know it’s cliché to say about me at this point, but it’s true. My curiosity definitely is the driving force in my life and career. When you stop learning, engaging and growing, you’re dead.
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I've gone from having a huge fan base to losing a huge fan base to having a kind of fluctuating fan base. I've always had a core of fans who've stuck by me but, depending on the kind of music I do, I end up appealing to certain groups of people and alienating others.
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Manipulating people, that's what I'm good at
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I don't believe there's a certain age where you can't say and feel and be who you want to be.
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I do think of myself as a queen, but I don't think I'm the only queen. There's room for other queens. We reign over different kingdoms.
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If I have to be the person who opens the door for women to believe and understand and embrace the idea that they can be sexual and look good and be as relevant in their 50s or their 60s as they were in their 20s, then so be it.
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But I love the idea - whether it's in my work or where I live - exploring new frontier, and I like putting myself in strange places and trying to survive and figure things out and gather up an infrastructure. I like knowing that I could figure out a way to live anywhere.
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