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Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
Madonna Ciccone
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Madonna Ciccone
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: August 16
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I don't think evil is sexy! I don't think being cruel and mean and hurting other people is sexy! ... Although I have been quite attracted to some very bad boys!
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I could never work in a recording studio where you have this lovely view and a beach and the waves are crashing. For me, it's all about being in a tiny room with little windows. It's almost like you have to be in a prison. And you can create beauty when you're in that sort of deprived environment, which is a re-creation of your formative years.
Madonna Ciccone
When you're writing something and you know it's good, you get flushed, you can feel the blood coursing through your veins, you feel alive, all your nerve endings stand up, something just clicks.
Madonna Ciccone
There is a very modest side to me too. How far away from me is the image? It's about 20 steps away.
Madonna Ciccone
When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray.
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I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of forty
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Its better to live a goat than 100 sheep.
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I have the most perfect belly button. When I stick my fingers in it, I feel a nerve in the center of my body shoot up my spine.
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Prince Charles is very relaxed at the table, throwing his salad around willy-nilly. I didn't find him stiff at all.
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Everyone is entitled to my opinion
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Nothing cheers a girl up like SHOPPING!
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I don't take drugs. I never did. All the feelings that drugs are supposed to produce in you - confidence or energy - I can produce naturally.
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No Separation! We all bleed the same color! #ceasefire #peaceinthemiddleeast #livingforlove
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Being loved keeps you young.
Madonna Ciccone
One of the many things I learned from all of this: If you aren't willing to fight for what you believe in, then don't even enter the ring.
Madonna Ciccone
Some people out there think everything I do is a publicity stunt, they think when I go to the bathroom it's a publicity stunt.
Madonna Ciccone
I'll stop when I run out of ideas.
Madonna Ciccone
I wanted to be famous, I wanted everybody to love me. I wanted to be a star. I worked really hard, and my dream came true.
Madonna Ciccone
A lot of people saw Marilyn Monroe and Judy Garland as persecuted and tragic and vulnerable, and I think a lot of gay men feel that way because of their particular predicament in society and not being accepted completely.
Madonna Ciccone
I'm not a feminist, I'm a humanist.
Madonna Ciccone
