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See, you have to marry me. I seem to scare off all the help.

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Lynsay Sands
Age: 24
Born: 2000
Born: January 1
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Mr. Sourpuss Pants God I love her Nicholas Thomas crowed. When he noticed that neither Nicholas nor Inez looked impressed by the words he added quickly In a totally sister-in-law type fashion of course.
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Have you tried to talk to her? What would you like me to say Bastian? OH, I'M SORRY, INEZ. I DIDN'T MEAN TO BITE YOU, MY FANGS SLIPPED.
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I'm mortal. You really don't want me falling down stairs and breaking my neck. I'd catch you, he assured her solemnly. I'll always be there to catch you, Inez.
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I've lost my mind, Alex muttered, grabbing her knives again and stomping back across the kitchen. I woke up this morning a boring little chef on planet earth, and somehow ended up in the Twilight Zone as a third-rate stand-in for Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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Harpernus Stoyan, if you can't behave yourself and go and turn all Roman hands and Russian Fingers under that comforter, you're going to have to sit on the couch, Stephanie snapped, sounding for all the world like a stern schoolteacher.
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Lovely was my compliment. Could you not come up with your own? Lord Paen said compliment her, he did not say we had to be creative about it, the second man pointed out with a shrug
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Bare, came her answer in a squeak. Yes, we'd both have to be bare, he said with a laugh. Not bare naked, she gasped. Bear bear. Furry bear. Bear! -Mortimer and Sam
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Maybe I should do this for y- (Samantha) No, I'm cooking. If you want to be helpful, you can bring me my wine. I poured us both a glass. (Mortimer) But- No, he insisted, pushing her toward the door. In you go. I'm the man. I get to barbecue while you stand around and look cute.
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You hate me now. I knew you'd be upset at the choice being taken away but I couldn't see you die.
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Nicholas this is one of those 'yes' or 'no' questions again. You seem to have a problem with those. Did you or did you not kill a woman - Jo
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You aren't angry You must be joking she said dryly. I'm alive Nicholas. And I'm immortal like you. This rocks
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Okay, why don't we practice your talking with Marguerite? OUT LOUD. I'll be her. Julius stared at him blankly. Now? No, I was thinking maybe next April. Then you could maybe give her a call, arrange a date... He arched his eyebrow in question, and snapped, Yes, NOW.
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Alex grinned and then walked past him, murmuring, I applaud you for your courage. Courage? he asked with confusion. Hmm. She headed for the door to the hall, swinging her purse gaily as she went. Many men find it difficult to come out of the closet.
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What are you doing here Hiding with you
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I guess we both lose the bet. What bet Thomas asked entering the room. Boxers or briefs Jeanne Louise answered. I was betting boxers and Elspeth thought briefs. Instead he went commando!! So be warned ladies, don't assume they are wearing any undies!!
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I know that sounds weird, but it's hard to be scared or even angry at a guy in Spider-Man pajamas,- Greg
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I'm going to brush my hair and change my clothes if we're going out. That gives you two ten minutes to get it out of your system, so I'm not stuck with a couple of frustrated horndogs all day. But no pressure, she added on a laugh as she swung out of the room and started upstairs.
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We're just people Jo he said quietly. Yeah I suppose. People with fangs who drink blood live a long time and apparently do crafts. She shook her head.
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Eshe, I want to spend my life with you. Good, she whispered back. That was the plan.
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I'm starved. -Juli How can you be starved? You just ate a huge bowl of popcorn. -Elspeth Popcorn isn't food, it's popcorn. -Vicki
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