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In my worst moments, I think the biggest effect of 'Eats, Shoots & Leaves' was to kill the happiness of people who had previously skipped through life, unaware of all the atrocities lurking in the world around them.
Lynne Truss
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Lynne Truss
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: May 31
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The rule is: don’t use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.
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