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I do needlepoint from kits. I give them as gifts to people in the form of cushion covers and they are often speechless with horror.

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Lynne Truss
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: May 31
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Kingston
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Kits
Give
Cushion
Giving
Speechless
People
Cushions
Covers
Gifts
Horror
Often
Needlepoint

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