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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Lyndon B. Johnson
Age: 64 †
Born: 1908
Born: August 27
Died: 1973
Died: January 22
36Th U.S. President
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Lyndon Baines Johnson
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I am proud to be a member of a party that opens its doors to all men--and closes its hearts to none.
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We did not choose to be the guardians of the gate, but there is no one else.
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I hear the headlines on the radio, see them on TV and read them in the paper. When I hear from the men out there, I sometimes don't believe they are talking about the same situation.
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Light at the end of the tunnel? We don't even have a tunnel we don't even know where the tunnel is.
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Evil acts of the past are never rectified by evil acts of the present.
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A rioter with a Molotov cocktail in his hands is not fighting for civil rights any more than a Klansman with a sheet on his back and mask on his face. They are both more or less what the law declares them: lawbreakers, destroyers of constitutional rights and liberties and ultimately destroyers of a free America.
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At times history and fate meet at a single time in a single place to shape a turning point in man's unending search for freedom.
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Peace is a journey of a thousand miles and it must be taken one step at a time.
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The hungry world cannot be fed until and unless the growth of its resources and the growth of its population come into balance. Each man and woman-and each nation-must make decisions of conscience and policy in the face of this great problem.
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For the college years we will provide scholarships to high school students of the greatest promise and greatest need and guarantee low-interest loans to students continuing their college studies.
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In a thousand unseen ways we have drawn shape and strength from the land.
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