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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Lyndon B. Johnson
Age: 64 †
Born: 1908
Born: August 27
Died: 1973
Died: January 22
36Th U.S. President
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Lyndon Baines Johnson
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When the family collapses, it is the children that are usually damaged. When it happens on a massive scale, the community itself is crippled.
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Whoever won't fight when the President calls him, deserves to be kicked back in his hole and kept there.
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I taught school in the early days of my manhood and I think I know something about mothers. There is a thread of aspiration that runs strong in them. It is the fiber that has formed the most unselfish creatures who inhabit this earth. They want three things only for their children to be fed, to be healthy, and to make the most of themselves.
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If we are to live together in peace, we must come to know each other better.
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Poverty has many roots, but the tap root is ignorance.
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And Americans have always stood ready to pay the cost in energy and treasure which are needed to make those goals a reality.
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He that in the latter part of his life too strictly inquires what he has done, can very seldom receive from his own heart such an account as will give him satisfaction.
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Lincoln was right about not fooling all the people all the time. But Republicans haven't given up trying.
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Every man should know that his conversations, his correspondence, and his personal life are private.
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I feel like I just grabbed a big juicy worm with a right sharp hook in the middle of it.
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If you're I politics and you can't tell when you walk into a room who's for you and who's against you, then you're in the wrong line of work.
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Let no one ever think for a moment that national debate means national division.
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I may not worry as much as Prime Minister Eshkol does about Israel, but I worry as deeply.
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