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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Lyndon B. Johnson
Age: 64 †
Born: 1908
Born: August 27
Died: 1973
Died: January 22
36Th U.S. President
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Lyndon Johnson
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Lyndon Baines Johnson
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Success only feeds the appetite of aggression.
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Free speech, free press, free religion, the right of free assembly, yes, the right of petition... well, they are still radical ideas.
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It's the price of leadership to do the thing you believe has to be done at the time it must be done.
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Second, this law has become a special symbol of our Nation's most important purpose: to fulfill the individual - his freedom, his happiness, his promise.
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It (the heart) is supposed in popular language, to be the seat sometimes, of courage, sometimes of affection, sometimes of honesty, or baseness.
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The fifth freedom is freedom from ignorance.
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The job, of course, will never be finished. For a nation, as for an individual, education is a perpetually unfinished journey, a continuing process of discovery.
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We preach the virtues of democracy abroad. We must practice its duties here at home. Voting is the first duty of democracy.
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If one little old general in shirt sleeves can take Saigon, think about 200 million Chinese comin' down those trails. No sir, I don't want to fight them.
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Of all the problems of conservation, none is more urgent that the polluted air which endangers the American people. We have been fortunate so far. But we have seen that when winds fail to blow, the concentrations of poisonous clouds over our cities can become perilous.
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I am persuaded that the people of the world have no grievances, one against the other. The hopes and desires of a man who tills the soil are about the same whether he lives on the banks of the Colorado or on the banks of the Danube.
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Boys, it is just like the Alamo. Somebody should have by God helped those Texans. I'm going to Vietnam.
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We come to reason, not to dominate. We do not seek to have our way, but to find a common way.
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Today - wealthier, more powerful and more able than ever before in our history - our Nation can declare another essential freedom.
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I know - from personal experience - that abiding values and abundant visions are learned in the homes of our people.
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If there is one word that describes our form of society in America, it may be the word-voluntary.
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