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If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately.

Lynda Barry

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Lynda Barry
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 2
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I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
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I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth.
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My goal on my bucket list is to write a romantic comedy movie.
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Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.
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For horror movies, color is reassuring because, at least in older films, it adds to the fakey-ness.
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If I could only turn the etch-a-sketch of my life upside down.
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No matter what, expect the unexpected. And whenever possible BE the unexpected.
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When I work on a book, I usually start with a question. And I don't sit around and go I need to write a book. What's a good question? It will be a question that's just clanging around in my head.
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If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.If you say No! I don't want it right now, that's when you'll get it for sure. Love will make a way out of no way. Love is an exploding cigar which we willingly smoke.
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I go to work the minute I open my eyes.
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I've gotten a lot of livid letters about the awfulness of my work. I've never known what to make of it. Why do people bother to write if they hate what I do?
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I live in constant fear of being fired or dropped for that dark part of my work I can't control.
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When we finish a book, why do we hold it in both hands and gaze at it as if it were somehow alive?
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