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If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately.
Lynda Barry
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Lynda Barry
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 2
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If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.If you say No! I don't want it right now, that's when you'll get it for sure. Love will make a way out of no way. Love is an exploding cigar which we willingly smoke.
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You know that great car-stomach feeling when you fly over a hump? That was my whole body.
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You'll never call him Fifi again.
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What is an idea made of? Of future, past and also meanwhile.
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If I could only turn the etch-a-sketch of my life upside down.
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I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
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The happy ending is hardly important, though we may be glad its there. The real joy is knowing that if you felt the trouble in the story, your kingdom isnt dead.
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but paper and ink have conjuring abilities of their own. arrangements of lines and shapes, of letters and words on a series of pages make a world we can dwell and travel in.
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I live in constant fear of being fired or dropped for that dark part of my work I can't control.
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I look crazy. I know I do. Been true since I was a kid!
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Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.
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Playing and fun are not the same thing, though when we grow up we may forget that and find ourselves mixing up playing with happiness. There can be a kind of amnesia about the seriousness of playing, especially when we played by ourselves.
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I go to work the minute I open my eyes.
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I used to live a very social life and never spend much solitary time looking at birds or reading.
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I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always a painter and drawer.
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Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you about a dream they had.
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At the center of everything we call 'the arts,' and children call 'play,' is something which seems somehow alive.
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When an attractive but ALOOF (cool) man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our underpants. There are thousands of scientific concepts as to why this is so, and yes, yes, it's very sick but none of this helps.
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We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay.
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When I work on a book, I usually start with a question. And I don't sit around and go I need to write a book. What's a good question? It will be a question that's just clanging around in my head.
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