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If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately.
Lynda Barry
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Lynda Barry
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: January 2
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No matter what, expect the unexpected. And whenever possible BE the unexpected.
Lynda Barry
When an attractive but ALOOF (cool) man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our underpants. There are thousands of scientific concepts as to why this is so, and yes, yes, it's very sick but none of this helps.
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I live in constant fear of being fired or dropped for that dark part of my work I can't control.
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There was a beautiful time in the beginning when I just did it and didn't analyze the consequences, but I think that time ends in everyone's work.
Lynda Barry
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
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Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you about a dream they had.
Lynda Barry
The happy ending is hardly important, though we may be glad its there. The real joy is knowing that if you felt the trouble in the story, your kingdom isnt dead.
Lynda Barry
I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always a painter and drawer.
Lynda Barry
The strips are nearly effortless unless I am really emotionally upset, a wreck.
Lynda Barry
At the center of everything we call 'the arts,' and children call 'play,' is something which seems somehow alive.
Lynda Barry
I used to live a very social life and never spend much solitary time looking at birds or reading.
Lynda Barry
When we finish a book, why do we hold it in both hands and gaze at it as if it were somehow alive?
Lynda Barry
I look crazy. I know I do. Been true since I was a kid!
Lynda Barry
This ability to exist in pieces is what some adults call resilience. And I suppose in some way it is a kind of resilience, a horrible resilience that makes adults believe children forget trauma.
Lynda Barry
These are very confusing times. For the first time in history a woman is expected to combine: intelligence with a sharp hairdo, a raised consciousness with high heels, and an open, nonsexist relationship with a tan guy who has a great bod.
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For horror movies, color is reassuring because, at least in older films, it adds to the fakey-ness.
Lynda Barry
A man who has been dead for a week in a hot trailer looks more like a man than you would first expect.
Lynda Barry
I remember my comic strips being called new wave. It bugged me.
Lynda Barry
What is an idea made of? Of future, past and also meanwhile.
Lynda Barry
But when the thing that is scaring you is already Jesus, who are you supposed to pray to?
Lynda Barry