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Lyle Lovett
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: November 1
Actor
Film Actor
Record Producer
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Television Actor
Houston
Texas
Lyle Pearce Lovett
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Fortunately, I've never had a job
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There's no bad luck, There's just the luck you've found.
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Both my parents worked, so I was home alone a lot, and I would listen to their records. They belonged to the Columbia House record club, so they had records!
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The loss of Jerry Garcia feels like the end of an era in the same way it felt when Elvis died and John Lennon was killed.
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Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass.
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Look around and you will see this world is full of creeps like me.
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It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then.
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Beyond hoping that someone will like one of my songs, I don't think about how a song will be received. I just hope that, when somebody hears one of my songs, they'll want to hear it again.
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Everybody's career is different. In this new age of being able to talk to the whole world at once, the possibilities are staggering, really, to be able to do things yourself. But I've always enjoyed my relationship with the record company.
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You have to be really good to get away with smashing a guitar.
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I enjoyed hearing people do their own songs. I became attracted to singer-songwriters. I became interested in them as people was curious about what they wanted to say.
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It's important to be successful enough to be able to keep doing what you love.
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She was ugly from the front, and I said ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly. Well, I could handle it behind her.
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Home is where my horse is.
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I've never been ready to do a single thing I've ever done in my life. I haven't been prepared enough, haven't studied enough, haven't known enough. You can never be ready. There's just so much to know.
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If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger
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I've always thought that writing isn't really that hard. It's having a good idea that's hard.
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I'm really in no danger of being perceived as a famous movie actor!
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I don't know what it is about the shower that generates creative thoughts. Maybe it's the hot water. Maybe it's being unencumbered even by the restriction of clothing.
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That's right, you're not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.
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