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Lyle Lovett
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: November 1
Actor
Film Actor
Record Producer
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Television Actor
Houston
Texas
Lyle Pearce Lovett
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Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass.
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It's difficult to get started-when it comes to dealing with an unknown quantity, people are reluctant to trust their own opinion. It helps if two or three people give you a boost.
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Singing your own songs is all about individual expression
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It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then.
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That's right, you're not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.
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I don't ever try to anticipate my audience. I just write the songs I want to write, and hope people like 'em.
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If you forget the words to your own song, you can always claim artistic license. Forget the words to the national anthem and you're screwed.
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The loss of Jerry Garcia feels like the end of an era in the same way it felt when Elvis died and John Lennon was killed.
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Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it's too sweet, it's bound to be hiding something.
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When you have a solid upbringing and a strong sense of place, that sustains you. My sense of home never leaves me.
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You don't have to have anything in common with people you've known since you were five. With old friends, you've got your whole life in common.
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If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger
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The most important thing you can do as a performer is to be yourself, or be an onstage version of yourself. If youre not being true to yourself, and somebody likes that other version of you, youre kind of stuck.
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Home is where my horse is.
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I'm a very lucky man. I get to do the thing I want most in life, write songs and sing them for people, and ride bikes. I love my family. I love my home. I get to work with people I've admired my whole life. It's a pretty good life.
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I've been lucky to be able to make the records I've wanted to make. The record company has never pressured me to cut certain songs.
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Everybody's career is different. In this new age of being able to talk to the whole world at once, the possibilities are staggering, really, to be able to do things yourself. But I've always enjoyed my relationship with the record company.
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Look around and you will see this world is full of creeps like me.
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You have to be really good to get away with smashing a guitar.
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I've always thought that writing isn't really that hard. It's having a good idea that's hard.
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