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Tell people the truth, they laugh. The truth is so tragic they have to pretend it's a joke.

Lucille Kallen

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Lucille Kallen
Age: 76 †
Born: 1922
Born: May 28
Died: 1999
Died: January 18
Novelist
Playwright
Screenwriter
Writer
LA
California
Jokes
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Laughing
Tell
Truth
People
Pretend
Tragic
Joke

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Monstrous behavior is the order of the day. I'll tell you when to be shocked. When something human and decent happens!
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Military intelligence is a meaningless phrase because the two words are mutually exclusive.
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A lawyer's relationship to justice and wisdom is on a par with a piano tuner's relationship to a concert. He neither composes the music, nor interprets it-he merely keeps the machinery running.
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Unemployed writers have muses. Employed writers just sweat.
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A woman can do anything she wants as long as she doesn't do anything she wants! She can go anywhere she likes as long as she stays put!
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My idea of success was to be a boy - possibly because my brothers, Leon and Arthur, were my father's pride and joy, whereas he had to be introduced to me several times before he got it firmly planted in his mind that I was part of the family.
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Well, I thought, as I tidied up the kitchen, there's no question that a man who works all week needs to relax on the weekend. There's no question about that. There's only a question about this: What about a woman who works all week?
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