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I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren't so egotistically driven.
Louise Rennison
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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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I am looking at you and you are looking at me. This is very good. I am looking and I am liking. You are looking and you are thinking, 'I hope she doesn't hit me with her crop.' But that is because I am me and you are you.
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Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.
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This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'.
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Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.
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He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.
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