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Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.
Louise Rennison
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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?
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Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.
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When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.
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Unbelievable! I said, What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties?
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This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'.
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The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling. ... Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again. Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I momentarily lost hold of my pie.
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And that's when it fell off in my hand
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I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet - Georgia Nicolson
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Vaisey looked like a startled earwig.
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The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons.
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I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.
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I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.
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He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.
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I am looking at you and you are looking at me. This is very good. I am looking and I am liking. You are looking and you are thinking, 'I hope she doesn't hit me with her crop.' But that is because I am me and you are you.
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At that point Ms Fox came in and said, Hello, carry on as if I am not here. Then she lay down on the floor.
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