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I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet - Georgia Nicolson

Louise Rennison

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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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I couldn't believe it. It was unbelievable, that's why. My face was like a frozen fish finger. All rigid and pale. (But obviously not with breadcrumbs on it.)
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He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.
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Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, Vati, what has happened to the little beaver that used to live on the end of your chin?
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Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?
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I will not have him in my brainthere is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.
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P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.
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You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?' 'Look, shut up, people might hear.' 'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?
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At that point Ms Fox came in and said, Hello, carry on as if I am not here. Then she lay down on the floor.
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Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.
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This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?
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He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.
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Vaisey looked like a startled earwig.
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He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.
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Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.
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And that's when it fell off in my hand
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I‘ve said it once and I will say it again, why can‘t everyone just speak English? The Americans give it a bit of a go — why can‘t other nations?
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How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?
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Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, Blimey, and also, what larks.
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When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.
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Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.
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