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How do you make yourself not like someone?

Louise Rennison

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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES???
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At that point Ms Fox came in and said, Hello, carry on as if I am not here. Then she lay down on the floor.
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I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet - Georgia Nicolson
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Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind.
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Out on the moors, The lonely moors, I roll around in sheep poo. Heathcliff, it's youuuuu, I hate you, I love you tooooo. Let me in, I'm here, it's meeeee, Catheeeeeeee. Look out of your windooooow.
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Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.
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Unbelievable! I said, What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties?
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Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.
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As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.
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When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.
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This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?
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Watching TV mum said, Do you miss your dad? And I said, Who?
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He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.
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Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.
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I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.
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