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I‘ve said it once and I will say it again, why can‘t everyone just speak English? The Americans give it a bit of a go — why can‘t other nations?
Louise Rennison
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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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And that's when it fell off in my hand
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Vaisey looked like a startled earwig.
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Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.
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If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!
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I am looking at you and you are looking at me. This is very good. I am looking and I am liking. You are looking and you are thinking, 'I hope she doesn't hit me with her crop.' But that is because I am me and you are you.
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When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.
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Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?
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I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.
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How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?
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I put my arm around her and said, Jas, I have found that when you are troubled, it is often better to think of others rather than yourself. I think you would feel much better if you got me some milky coffee and jammy dodgers and I told you all about me.
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