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Louise Rennison
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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.
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There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do? I said, Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of his life? Taking care not to strangle myself on his false beard, or disturb his banana.
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Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.
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Tom is back on a flight at 6:15 P.M. That is 6:15. Do you get it? Not 6:00 P.M. but 6:15 P.M. And do you know how many minutes that is? I do. I have also become a Time Lord.
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At that point Ms Fox came in and said, Hello, carry on as if I am not here. Then she lay down on the floor.
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Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, Blimey, and also, what larks.
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Watching TV mum said, Do you miss your dad? And I said, Who?
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This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?
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Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.
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I will not have him in my brainthere is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.
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How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?
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He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.
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Unbelievable! I said, What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties?
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Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.
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I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.
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I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.
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I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing them Unfotunately, she hasn't said 'Hand over your money and make your way to Europe!
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This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'.
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He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.
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Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.
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