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Out on the moors, The lonely moors, I roll around in sheep poo. Heathcliff, it's youuuuu, I hate you, I love you tooooo. Let me in, I'm here, it's meeeee, Catheeeeeeee. Look out of your windooooow.

Louise Rennison

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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.
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Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, Blimey, and also, what larks.
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Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.
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Tom is back on a flight at 6:15 P.M. That is 6:15. Do you get it? Not 6:00 P.M. but 6:15 P.M. And do you know how many minutes that is? I do. I have also become a Time Lord.
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As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.
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He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.
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This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?
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How do you make yourself not like someone?
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Watching TV mum said, Do you miss your dad? And I said, Who?
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How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?
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The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling. ... Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again. Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I momentarily lost hold of my pie.
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Unbelievable! I said, What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties?
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At that point Ms Fox came in and said, Hello, carry on as if I am not here. Then she lay down on the floor.
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...Then it said on the news, And tonight the Prime Minister has just got to Number Ten. I looked down at Jas and said, Ooer. Meaning he'd got to number ten on the snogging scale. And then we both laughed like loons. Vati just looked at us like we were mad.
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Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, Vati, what has happened to the little beaver that used to live on the end of your chin?
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