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Out on the moors, The lonely moors, I roll around in sheep poo. Heathcliff, it's youuuuu, I hate you, I love you tooooo. Let me in, I'm here, it's meeeee, Catheeeeeeee. Look out of your windooooow.
Louise Rennison
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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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At that point Ms Fox came in and said, Hello, carry on as if I am not here. Then she lay down on the floor.
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I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet - Georgia Nicolson
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Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.
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Vaisey looked like a startled earwig.
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I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.
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Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.
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Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.
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