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I am looking at you and you are looking at me. This is very good. I am looking and I am liking. You are looking and you are thinking, 'I hope she doesn't hit me with her crop.' But that is because I am me and you are you.
Louise Rennison
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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!
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Mr. Darcy was in Pride and Prejudice and at first he was all snooty and huffy then he fell in a lake and came out with his shirt all wet. And then we all loved him. In a swoony way.
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How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?
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Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.
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