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The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons.

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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?' 'Look, shut up, people might hear.' 'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?
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Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?
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How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?
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I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.
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How do you make yourself not like someone?
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He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.
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I will not have him in my brainthere is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.
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Tom is back on a flight at 6:15 P.M. That is 6:15. Do you get it? Not 6:00 P.M. but 6:15 P.M. And do you know how many minutes that is? I do. I have also become a Time Lord.
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This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?
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Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.
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...Then it said on the news, And tonight the Prime Minister has just got to Number Ten. I looked down at Jas and said, Ooer. Meaning he'd got to number ten on the snogging scale. And then we both laughed like loons. Vati just looked at us like we were mad.
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I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren't so egotistically driven.
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Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind.
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He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.
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Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.
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At that point Ms Fox came in and said, Hello, carry on as if I am not here. Then she lay down on the floor.
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The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling. ... Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again. Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I momentarily lost hold of my pie.
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Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, Vati, what has happened to the little beaver that used to live on the end of your chin?
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There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do? I said, Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of his life? Taking care not to strangle myself on his false beard, or disturb his banana.
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