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He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.
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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, Blimey, and also, what larks.
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I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.
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Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.
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Watching TV mum said, Do you miss your dad? And I said, Who?
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This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?
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The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling. ... Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again. Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I momentarily lost hold of my pie.
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...Then it said on the news, And tonight the Prime Minister has just got to Number Ten. I looked down at Jas and said, Ooer. Meaning he'd got to number ten on the snogging scale. And then we both laughed like loons. Vati just looked at us like we were mad.
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How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?
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I‘ve said it once and I will say it again, why can‘t everyone just speak English? The Americans give it a bit of a go — why can‘t other nations?
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He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.
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