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Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

Louise Rennison

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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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Comedian
Journalist
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Shines
Shining
Havens
Haven
Soul
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Mascara

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