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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, Blimey, and also, what larks.
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Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind.
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Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?
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This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'.
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I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing them Unfotunately, she hasn't said 'Hand over your money and make your way to Europe!
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Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?
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...Then it said on the news, And tonight the Prime Minister has just got to Number Ten. I looked down at Jas and said, Ooer. Meaning he'd got to number ten on the snogging scale. And then we both laughed like loons. Vati just looked at us like we were mad.
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I couldn't believe it. It was unbelievable, that's why. My face was like a frozen fish finger. All rigid and pale. (But obviously not with breadcrumbs on it.)
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If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!
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He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.
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The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling. ... Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again. Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I momentarily lost hold of my pie.
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And that's when it fell off in my hand
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Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.
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I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren't so egotistically driven.
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I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.
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Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.
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This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?
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Vaisey looked like a startled earwig.
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Heathcliff. The hero of Wuthering Heights. Although no one knows why. He's mean, moody, and possibly a bit on the pongy side. Cathy loves him, though. She shows this by viciously rejecting him and marrying someone else for a laugh. Still, that is true love on the moors for you.
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Watching TV mum said, Do you miss your dad? And I said, Who?
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