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I will not have him in my brainthere is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

Louise Rennison

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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.
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Unbelievable! I said, What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties?
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I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet - Georgia Nicolson
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Watching TV mum said, Do you miss your dad? And I said, Who?
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Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?
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Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.
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Vaisey looked like a startled earwig.
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This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?
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At that point Ms Fox came in and said, Hello, carry on as if I am not here. Then she lay down on the floor.
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I put my arm around her and said, Jas, I have found that when you are troubled, it is often better to think of others rather than yourself. I think you would feel much better if you got me some milky coffee and jammy dodgers and I told you all about me.
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I couldn't believe it. It was unbelievable, that's why. My face was like a frozen fish finger. All rigid and pale. (But obviously not with breadcrumbs on it.)
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Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind.
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I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.
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When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.
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Maybe he overreacted a bit. - A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland.
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I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES???
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Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, Vati, what has happened to the little beaver that used to live on the end of your chin?
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If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!
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I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.
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The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling. ... Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again. Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I momentarily lost hold of my pie.
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