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I will not have him in my brainthere is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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Unbelievable! I said, What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties?
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Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.
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