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I will not have him in my brainthere is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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Crowded
Agony
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Rooms
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There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do? I said, Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of his life? Taking care not to strangle myself on his false beard, or disturb his banana.
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