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I will not have him in my brainthere is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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Brain
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I‘ve said it once and I will say it again, why can‘t everyone just speak English? The Americans give it a bit of a go — why can‘t other nations?
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Watching TV mum said, Do you miss your dad? And I said, Who?
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Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.
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Mr. Darcy was in Pride and Prejudice and at first he was all snooty and huffy then he fell in a lake and came out with his shirt all wet. And then we all loved him. In a swoony way.
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Tom is back on a flight at 6:15 P.M. That is 6:15. Do you get it? Not 6:00 P.M. but 6:15 P.M. And do you know how many minutes that is? I do. I have also become a Time Lord.
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I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES???
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The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons.
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What is that song they are singing Is it an old Yorkshire ditty you know like that 'On Ilkley Moor Bar T'at' Ruby said Nah it's a football song. It goes 'We hate Chelsea we hate Chelsea we are the Chelsea haters.
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He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.
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This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?
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How do you make yourself not like someone?
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How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?
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Heathcliff. The hero of Wuthering Heights. Although no one knows why. He's mean, moody, and possibly a bit on the pongy side. Cathy loves him, though. She shows this by viciously rejecting him and marrying someone else for a laugh. Still, that is true love on the moors for you.
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This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'.
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If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!
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He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.
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