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Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?
Louise Rennison
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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!
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