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He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

Louise Rennison

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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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Comedian
Journalist
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Shut
Face
Faces
Hope
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Heart

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I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.
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Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.
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Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?
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I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.
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P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.
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Heathcliff. The hero of Wuthering Heights. Although no one knows why. He's mean, moody, and possibly a bit on the pongy side. Cathy loves him, though. She shows this by viciously rejecting him and marrying someone else for a laugh. Still, that is true love on the moors for you.
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I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing them Unfotunately, she hasn't said 'Hand over your money and make your way to Europe!
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There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do? I said, Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of his life? Taking care not to strangle myself on his false beard, or disturb his banana.
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Maybe he overreacted a bit. - A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland.
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This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'.
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He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.
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He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.
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Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.
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