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He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

Louise Rennison

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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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Comedian
Journalist
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Heart
Shut
Face
Faces
Hope

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Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?
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He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.
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Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.
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The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons.
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Heathcliff. The hero of Wuthering Heights. Although no one knows why. He's mean, moody, and possibly a bit on the pongy side. Cathy loves him, though. She shows this by viciously rejecting him and marrying someone else for a laugh. Still, that is true love on the moors for you.
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I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet - Georgia Nicolson
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P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.
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Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.
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And that's when it fell off in my hand
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I couldn't believe it. It was unbelievable, that's why. My face was like a frozen fish finger. All rigid and pale. (But obviously not with breadcrumbs on it.)
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He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.
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At that point Ms Fox came in and said, Hello, carry on as if I am not here. Then she lay down on the floor.
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When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.
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I will not have him in my brainthere is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.
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Maybe he overreacted a bit. - A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland.
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Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.
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Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind.
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Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.
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I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.
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