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He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

Louise Rennison

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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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Journalist
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Shut
Face
Faces
Hope
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Heart

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Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, Vati, what has happened to the little beaver that used to live on the end of your chin?
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Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.
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If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!
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This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?
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He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.
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I couldn't believe it. It was unbelievable, that's why. My face was like a frozen fish finger. All rigid and pale. (But obviously not with breadcrumbs on it.)
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When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.
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There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do? I said, Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of his life? Taking care not to strangle myself on his false beard, or disturb his banana.
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Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?
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Watching TV mum said, Do you miss your dad? And I said, Who?
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Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.
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How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?
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I‘ve said it once and I will say it again, why can‘t everyone just speak English? The Americans give it a bit of a go — why can‘t other nations?
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Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.
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He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.
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Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.
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At that point Ms Fox came in and said, Hello, carry on as if I am not here. Then she lay down on the floor.
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Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.
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Heathcliff. The hero of Wuthering Heights. Although no one knows why. He's mean, moody, and possibly a bit on the pongy side. Cathy loves him, though. She shows this by viciously rejecting him and marrying someone else for a laugh. Still, that is true love on the moors for you.
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I am looking at you and you are looking at me. This is very good. I am looking and I am liking. You are looking and you are thinking, 'I hope she doesn't hit me with her crop.' But that is because I am me and you are you.
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