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He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

Louise Rennison

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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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Shut
Face
Faces
Hope
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Heart

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Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, Blimey, and also, what larks.
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I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.
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Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.
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If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!
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I couldn't believe it. It was unbelievable, that's why. My face was like a frozen fish finger. All rigid and pale. (But obviously not with breadcrumbs on it.)
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How do you make yourself not like someone?
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Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?
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Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.
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I will not have him in my brainthere is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.
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And that's when it fell off in my hand
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How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?
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Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.
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Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.
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Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.
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The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons.
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What is that song they are singing Is it an old Yorkshire ditty you know like that 'On Ilkley Moor Bar T'at' Ruby said Nah it's a football song. It goes 'We hate Chelsea we hate Chelsea we are the Chelsea haters.
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He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.
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