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As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.

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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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Journalist
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Often
Two
Without
Styles
Beard
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Acting

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