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When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.
Louise Rennison
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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.
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Maybe he overreacted a bit. - A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland.
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He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.
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I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.
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How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?
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I couldn't believe it. It was unbelievable, that's why. My face was like a frozen fish finger. All rigid and pale. (But obviously not with breadcrumbs on it.)
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