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When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.

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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?
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I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.
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I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.
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I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.
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He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.
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This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?
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He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.
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I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet - Georgia Nicolson
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The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons.
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How do you make yourself not like someone?
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Watching TV mum said, Do you miss your dad? And I said, Who?
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I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES???
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Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, Vati, what has happened to the little beaver that used to live on the end of your chin?
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P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.
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The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling. ... Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again. Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I momentarily lost hold of my pie.
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And that's when it fell off in my hand
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At that point Ms Fox came in and said, Hello, carry on as if I am not here. Then she lay down on the floor.
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I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing them Unfotunately, she hasn't said 'Hand over your money and make your way to Europe!
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Maybe he overreacted a bit. - A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland.
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When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.
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