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When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.

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Louise Rennison
Age: 64 †
Born: 1951
Born: November 11
Died: 2016
Died: February 29
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As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.
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I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.
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Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.
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Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.
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Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on
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He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.
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P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.
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Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, Blimey, and also, what larks.
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I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.
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I couldn't believe it. It was unbelievable, that's why. My face was like a frozen fish finger. All rigid and pale. (But obviously not with breadcrumbs on it.)
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And that's when it fell off in my hand
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