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Louis Sachar
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: March 20
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Toni hears voices, said Trapp. But who is this Dr. Ellsworth to tell her she's a schizophrenic? Maybe she just perceives better than the rest of us. Maybe the voices she hears are just uncommunicated ideas, floating free.
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I'm no good at describing my books. 'Holes' has been out now for seven years, and I still can't come up with a good answer when asked what that book is about.
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I want kids to think that reading can be just as much fun and more so than TV or video games or whatever else they do. I think any other kind of message or morals that I might teach is secondary to first just enjoying a book.
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You can't let anybody else tell you what your choices are. Sometimes they won't give you the right choice.
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What amazes me is that most days feel useless. I don't seem to accomplish anything-just a few pages, most of which don't seem very good. Yet, when I put all those wasted days together, I somehow end up with a book of which I'm very proud.
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Part of me becomes the characters I'm writing about. I think readers feel like they are there, the way I am, as a result.
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Doesn't every kid want to dig a hold to China? Didn't you? What about Chinese children?
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I guess what led to me writing 'Holes' was having moved to Texas in 1991, and it was sort of my reaction to Texas.
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Life will deal me many different hands, some good, some bad (maybe they've already been dealt), but from here on in, I'll be turning my own cards. —Alton Richard
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The bark on the tree was just a little softer.
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In a way, it made him sad. He couldn't help but think that a hundred times zero was still nothing.
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I write in the mornings, two or three hours every day, and then at least four times a week I play in a duplicate game at a bridge club. I try to go to tournaments three, four, or five times a year.
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Rattlesnakes would be a lot more dangerous if they didn't have the rattle.
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You need a reason to be sad. You don't need a reason to be happy.
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I jog in the morning and then write for about two hours. There are times when I'm really excited and can't wait to get back to it. But there are days when I don't know what's coming next, and I really have to force it.
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Give me a dollar or I'll spit on you.
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But I'm taking small steps 'Cause I don't know where I'm going I'm taking small steps And I don't know what to say. Small steps, Trying to pull myself together And maybe I'll discover A clue along the way!
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I think of a book and a play, or a book and a movie, as two separate things - I don't think of it as my novel having a new life.
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The media tends to portray the teenage world as one where drinking and sex is taken for granted. In fact, I think most teenagers don't drink, are unsure of themselves, and feel awkward around members of the opposite sex.
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Zero wasnt worried, When you spend your whole life living in a shole, he said, the only way you can go is up.
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